The Christmas dinner has to be recognisable as exactly that, so no beech nut pancakes or woodlice fritters. It has to contain dishes that could be on a table in a household not foraging for their food, albeit the recipes that I construct may contain alternative ingredients. With this in mind, here is the menu.

Christmas Breakfast
Bacon Rolls

Canapes 

Starter
Soup of some description

Main Course
Roast bird with all the trimmings including
Roast Potatoes
Stuffing
Chipolatas
Roast root veggies
Fruit Jelly & Gravy

Dessert
Christmas Pudding with Custard and/or Ice Cream and/or Brandy Butter

Drinks
Beer
Wine
Non alcoholic Cordials
Eggnog
Brandy/Whisky

Accompaniments
Mince Pies
Christmas Cake
Cheese
Pickles & Chutneys
Caramelised nuts